So long and good riddance Dear Leader. You leave a country that cannot feed its own people. A place where time has stood still since what, the 1960's? A capital city full of empty streets and traffic guards directing vehicles that are simply not there. Not an Internet but an Intranet for your people.
As your people have grown smaller and hungrier you somehow managed to keep the pot belly and exotic sunglasses.
Look at everyone wailing away on camera. So upset that you have decided to take your wisdom and juche spewing nonsense to another place. Don't kid yourself. None of them really mean it. It's all a show.
Just like your entire life.
