Dec 19, 2009

The 12 Days of Econ

On the first day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
A plan to end poverty.

On the second day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the third day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the fourth day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
Four final goods,
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the fifth day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
FIVE SUBSIDIES...
Four final goods,
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the sixth day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
Six transfer payments,
FIVE SUBSIDIES...
Four final goods,
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the seventh day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
Seven unions striking,
Six transfer payments,
FIVE SUBSIDIES...
Four final goods,
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the eight day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
Eight World Bank workers,
Seven unions striking,
Six transfer payments,
FIVE SUBSIDIES...
Four final goods,
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the ninth day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
Nine NAFTA haters,
Eight World Bank workers,
Seven unions striking,
Six transfer payments,
FIVE SUBSIDIES...
Four final goods,
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the tenth day of Econ Bernake gave to me
Ten tax incentives,
Nine NAFTA haters,
Eight World Bank workers,
Seven unions striking,
Six transfer payments,
FIVE SUBSIDIES...
Four final goods,
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the eleventh day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
Eleven business cycles,
Ten tax incentives,
Nine NAFTA haters,
Eight World Bank workers,
Seven unions striking,
Six transfer payments,
FIVE SUBSIDIES...
Four final goods,
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

On the twelfth day of Econ Bernanke gave to me
Twelve Wealth of Nations,
Eleven business cycles,
Ten tax incentives,
Nine NAFTA haters,
Eight World Bank workers,
Seven unions striking,
Six transfer payments,
FIVE SUBSIDIES...
Four final goods,
Three price floors,
Two Keynesians
and a plan to end poverty.

(A Mike Raymer Original)